she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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