I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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