Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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