I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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