i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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