Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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