Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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