he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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