So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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