think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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