Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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