I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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