found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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