I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
