Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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