I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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