Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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