It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I had to cum in my sink.
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