Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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