i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
handjob tips. give me some.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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