420 ftw
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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