im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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