Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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