absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The Olympian is in my bed
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