wake up i wanna do it froggy style
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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