I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
tell me about the eggs
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
