When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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