Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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