he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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