he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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