normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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