i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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