with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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