i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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