been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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