talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
