Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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