I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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