Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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