...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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