bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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