If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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