singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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