If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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