I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
well most of my day revolves around power hour
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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