I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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