That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize