I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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