i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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