Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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