hotel room ftw
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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