so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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