Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
smell my finger.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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