i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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