ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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