Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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