I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
and she was petting her beer can
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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