After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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