Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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