nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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