maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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