i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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