Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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